Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

clumsyoctopus:

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude　

(via sammichesforthought)

My ex texted ne last night saying “lol your so mature” so I replyed “why” like any normal curious human being would do. And the bastard never. Answered. My text.like fuck! How disrespectful! I was almost over him but now all I can think about is him and texting him and being with him and holding him and kissing him and driving in the car with him singing at the top of my lungs and laughing with him at how bad of a singer I am. Now I remember how much I miss him and I remember how I want to be with him. I just fucking hate him so god damn much. Why is he putting me through all of this fucking pain.